I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
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