The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
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