Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
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