My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
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