Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
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