Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
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