The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
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