Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
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