When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
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