This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
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