If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
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