The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
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