I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
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