Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
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