What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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