Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
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