A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
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