I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
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