Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
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