Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic?
The strength of the communion wine.
Why are 40 romans funny?
Because they are XD.
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?
He didn't speak English.
Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome?
I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
A Roman Lifeguard on duty:
See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome
But I don't have the Gaul anymore...
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I captain.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
People argue that the Romans were wrong to crucify Jesus
Personally, I think they nailed it.
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome?
The Carpe DM
Just landed in Rome, Italy. My pilot used to be a Franciscan Monk...
...But now he's an Air Friar.
How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut?
With little Caesar's.
Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?
Because she lived in the Nile
What time is it Julius? 8:02 Brutus.
Getting a Roman soldier to stand next to an Irishman ...
... requires a lot of Gaul.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
Where did Julius Caesar's fans sit at the Colosseum?
The Caesarean section.
A Roman walks into a cafe and makes an "X" with his fingers.
He says, "Ten teas, please!"
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
"Toga-ther, we can rule the world!"
Julius Caesar: "Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?"
Brutus: "Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's."
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."
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