What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
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