Me: Dad, can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
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