Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
The sun is just a big space heater.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
'swarm
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.