What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!