Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!