Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!