Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
Where do fish go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
With a golf carp,
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.