What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops