Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.