Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!