Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!