Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
