What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.