Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!