What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.