What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!