What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore