What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.