Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!