What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.