What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.