Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”