Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
