I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.