Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
