What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.