Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.