A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.