My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.