Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.