The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.