Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
