Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.