Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
