Crow Puns

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Crow Puns

What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau