Crow Puns

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Crow Puns

What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!