Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.