Crow Puns

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Crow Puns

To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.