Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
