A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.