What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer.
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!