Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the buffalo said.
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”