What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in a square.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
After his teeth were cleaned, the werewolf ate the dentist.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Whatever floats your goat.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops