It’s a winterful day!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
That was thaw-some!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
It was mitten in the stars.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I’m browsing the winter-net.