You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
It’s a winterful day!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Can I Alp you?
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
After all is sled and done.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Variety is the ice of life.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
The weather outside is snow joke.
It was mitten in the stars.