How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The weather outside is snow joke.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
It was mitten in the stars.
After all is sled and done.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Variety is the ice of life.
That was thaw-some!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
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