I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
After all is sled and done.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Whatever coats your boat.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
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